Don’t Read This!

People rarely follow directions.  This is an experiment to prove this theory.  No one should be reading this particular post.  Caught you.  What made you open the link? If you want people to read your writings, you need to hook them.

This is a short lesson.  Hook your readers! Theoretically, you should be able to do this with a good title, a good lead paragraph or a provocative subject.  The idea is to entice readers to explore the little bit of cleavage you have flashed as a flirtation.

How will you do this?

Be interesting.

Be simplistic.

Be forward.

Be challenging.

Be obnoxious.

Be controversial.

Be provocative.

If all else fails, be sexy.  (But, do it with flair and discretion.)

By the way, for all you non-readers of this post….can anyone figure out where this picture was photographed?

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